Friday, May 7, 2010

First Impressions

Dear eHarmony,

Please review the pictures of people on the site and use your own crack team of people to distinguish who is good looking from who is not.

The matches you sent to me today were complete crap. No, I don't go for men who look like Chewbacca. I don't go for guys who look like AIDS patients either, literally, hooked up to a machine in the profile pic.

So, here is an idea: Hire, lets say 100 people. Pay them one penny for each person they evaluate based on their appearances.

Hey, I am not vain, but seriously, compatibilty exists when people are attracted to each other physically too. If I say "I want to date a man who is good looking", please don't send me a picture of Warf from Star Trek.

xoxo-
Becky

1 comment:

  1. Oh, your post made me snort my tea out! I have to commiserate that eharmony doesn't do the best in the way of aesthetic matching. I tried them out (oh, going on 6 years ago now) and ended up giving up. Weirdly enough though, I did end up meeting someone online (not through the service) and have been married for almost 4 years now!

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