Why I officially wish to single-handedly take down the devil that is Facebook FOREVER!

ADMIT IT!!!! You all love to look up your exes as much as the next, but why is it that I always find out that mine are engaged, married or dead? Why can't you set a filter on there where you can type in the names of all your ex-boyfriends and then, every time you decide that it's a good idea to look them up on Facebook, the filter rushes into action and love you out of your account for a 24 hour period so that you can think about why that was a bad idea!!!

Conversation with a 6 year-old

Having dinner at my friend's house one evening, I had this conversation with her 6 year-old son.

Me: Hey, I'll cut your food. I have lots of practice since I am older than you.
6 year-old: How old are you?
Me: 29
6 year-old: That's weird.
Me: Why is that weird?
6 year-old: Because you're older than my mom, you aren't married and you don't have any kids.
Me: ......

Thanks C-man. I love you too!

Where have I been???

Buying a condo is quite time-consuming, I must say. Whether it was tearing down the god-awful ivy wallpaper border that was stuck to my ceiling (YES, I said ceiling) or discovering that my wood base molding was applied with a hot glue gun, I must say that I have been pretty busy. I am still working on it. It will be an on-going process that will take a good 6 more months to complete, but it will be done. Oh yes, it will be done.

Other than that boring banter about trivial things that are occurring in my living space, I must say that I have also been under the weather. Really, it's not so much weather as it is trapped under a gigantic bolder. Ok, seriously, it was a kidney stone, but it was extremely painful and it got stuck. It only felt like a knife-wielding assassin dressed as a boulder in my poor kidney. For those who have had kidney stones, I feel your pain. For those of you who haven't, imagine the pain of having to listen to Roseanne Barr sing the national anthem in your mid-to-lower back on constant replay all while Sandra Bernhardt is trying to make out with you. It was really scary, annoying and painful.

Now, I am trying to decide whether to take a medical withdrawl from my classes or continue on, as I am two weeks behind and really feel no hope of catching up anytime soon. So that is that. It has been quite boring for me lately. I will be back with more awesome tales from the life of this creative train wreck. Oh, and can you pick up a gallon of milk on your way home?