Why I officially wish to single-handedly take down the devil that is Facebook FOREVER!

ADMIT IT!!!! You all love to look up your exes as much as the next, but why is it that I always find out that mine are engaged, married or dead? Why can't you set a filter on there where you can type in the names of all your ex-boyfriends and then, every time you decide that it's a good idea to look them up on Facebook, the filter rushes into action and love you out of your account for a 24 hour period so that you can think about why that was a bad idea!!!