Conversation with a 6 year-old

Having dinner at my friend's house one evening, I had this conversation with her 6 year-old son.

Me: Hey, I'll cut your food. I have lots of practice since I am older than you.
6 year-old: How old are you?
Me: 29
6 year-old: That's weird.
Me: Why is that weird?
6 year-old: Because you're older than my mom, you aren't married and you don't have any kids.
Me: ......

Thanks C-man. I love you too!